Weekly Reports: Season 2026–27

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Tuesday, October 6, 2026
Hamersley, Stableford

The sky looked dark and threatening as Ronzo cruised into the car park, the first golfer to arrive at some ungodly hour. But it turned out to be natures confidence trick, the morning cool and clear with little or no breeze - just perfect for golf. And then there were seven.

Little did we know the little we knew, and today the boy fairly flew. Usually he's one that's hard to console, but today he parred every odd numbered hole! Iron Man Steve had a few up his sleeve with 14 after 5!! But, snakes alive, a few errant drives and his last scores took a dive. Dalbs today hoped his score would go soaring. But, all in all, his was all pretty boring.

Pinky started off on a bright note . . .	. . . but his recovery-turned-ricochet was just one of too many misfires today

Mention the Squance and a good seance might raise his hopes from ho hum to podium. Ronzo was a no go, just 7 from the first 6 holes don't you know. But Master Blast came home fast with a smile and a big ho ho! Pinky had a stinky, the ball all over the shop. But, to his credit, with a "bugger" (he said it), he flatly refused to stop. Where's Jacko? He must be feeling poor - it's his second NAGA score. And, yipes, today 2 wipes!

Great that Squancey could join the coffee/hot chocolate/cool drink afters and indulge in yet more of Ronzo's delectable snacks.

AND, from the AHT (Acting Hon Treasurer): Many thanks for the 100% cooperation on the money issue. Impressive response.

Results:
1st: Litts (22)
2nd: Steve (19)
3rd: Dalbs (18)
NTP: Squancey (two in a row)
LD: Ronzo (two in a row)
NAGA: Jacko (12)

Tuesday, September 29, 2026
Hamersley, Stableford

She was colourful, curvaceous and enticing but no one was fooled for a second. Her portent of intermittent showers materialised as Macca graciously bowing out to avoid trying to squeeze nine players into two groups.

The round was significant for two birdies by the second group in one morning when, for the whole of last season, we only managed a total of three. No hootin' and hollerin' was heard, just quiet acceptance of the great skill involved!

"Purple Patch" Pinky played harmoniously to handicap for 7 holes but his crowning glory was birdie on the par 5 14th with a monster 15 metre putt that hung on the lip for a good few seconds then fell in. He's the form man with a win today and runner up the previous week. "Never a dull moment" Walks notched a birdie on the par 4 13th, the hardest hole on the course, by sinking another monster 20 metre putt and scoring a 5 pointer to help lift him onto the podium! "Thereabouts" Allardice the Elder enjoyed a par and three final hole bogeys to pip "Nadm" for second and is enjoying golfing consistency.

A few went left today	The big wooden things were his constant companion today	Straight at it!

After a NAGA-tying 13 pts each last week, "Delerium" Dalbs and "Jaunty" Jacko started their move up the field, both finishing with 16 pts but are yet to agree on their potentially round winning next weeks score. "So So" Squancey hasn't quite hit his straps and was thankful for a 4 pt par "Boost Juice" on the 11th. "Leisurely" Little was taking it easy today, knocking up points early then relaxing and just enjoying the experience while "Oh no!" Allardice the Younger watched 'em fly high, very wide and handsome but, unfortunately, today turned out to be a damp squib.

Macca thankfully joined us for post match postmortems and more of Ronzo's sweet delights.

Results:
1st: Pinky (21)
2nd: Ronzo (20) . . . on countback from
3rd: Walks (20)
NTP: Squancey
LD: Ronzo
NAGA: Steve (10)
Birdies: Walks ( Par 4 13th); Pinky (Par 5 14th )

Tuesday, September 22, 2026
Hamersley, Stableford
SEASON OPENER

Perfect weather seems to be coming the norm for the Season Opener and today was no exception. 10 at the starting gate and Scobes to join the winner wannabees after the round. A 6.32 tee off, the traditional Presidential first drive and season 2026-27 was underway!

Tom established an early season superiority with a very unassuming 23 points in a steady round of 7 bogeys and a par. Pinky and Litts were "steady as she goes" with no wipes, Litts starting with par and playing well within his means for a great result considering he hasn't swung the hickory for quite some time.

Smashing it down the middle . .	. . and trying for the middle (of the trees)	Cool Hand Litts

Walks, Squancey and Ronzo (he of the thundering drives today) all just about played to handicap while Macca was scoring a few too many of my lucky number - 7 and Steve couldn't keep the little white bugger straight enough times. It was a tight race for NAGA. Dalbs suffered at the hands of his wretched short game while, well, it just wasn't the Day of the Jacko! Scobes was greeted eagerly at the 18th green and we trudged off for Ronzo's delicious treats, the Winter Season Trophy wind-up and great banter.

Results:
1st: Tom (23)
2nd: Pinky (18) . . . on countback from
3rd: Litts (18)
NTP: Ronzo
LD: Tom
NAGA: Jacko (13) . . . on countforward from Dalbs